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Created on 2006-08-26 21:21:04 (#11003626), last updated 2009-11-27
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Basic Info| Name: | mrschucknoblet |
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| Birthdate: | 1987-09-22 |
| Location: | Lombard/DeKalb, Illinois, United States |
| Website: | Tumblr |
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"the story is in the soil..." |
The rain, it started tapping on the window near my bed. There was a loophole in my dreaming, so I got out of it. And to my surprise my eyes were wide and already open. Just my nightstand and my dresser where those nightmares had just been. So I dressed myself and left them, out into the gray streets. But everything seemed different and completely new to me. The sky, the trees, houses, buildings, even my own body. And each person I encountered, I couldn't wait to meet. and I came upon a doctor who appeared in quite poor health. I said "there is nothing that I can do for you that you can't do for yourself." He said "Oh yes you can. Just hold my hand. I think that would help." So I sat with him a while and then I asked him how he felt. He said, "I think I'm cured. In fact, I'm sure. Thank you stranger, for your therapeutic smile." So that is how I learned the lesson that everyone is alone. And your eyes must do some raining if you are ever going to grow. But when crying don't help and you can't compose yourself. It is best to compose a poem, an honest verse of longing or a simple song of hope. That is why I'm singing... Baby don't worry cause now I got your back. And every time you feel like crying, I'm gonna try and make you laugh. And if I can't, if it just hurts too bad, then we will wait for it to pass and I will keep you company through those days so long and black. And we'll just keep working on the problem we know we'll never solve of Love's uneven remainder, our lives are fractions of a whole. But if the world could remain within a frame like a painting on a wall. Then I think we would see the beauty then. We would stand staring in awe at our still lives posed like a bowl of oranges, like a story told by the fault lines and the soil. |
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Jon Stewart: No, that was Stalin. Thomas Jefferson said that he'd "Rather have free press and no government, than a government and no free press".
Stephen Colbert: Well, what else would you expect from a slave-banging, Hitler-loving queer?
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Stephen Fry: Only more fun.
Stephen Fry: There's an extraordinary academic book called Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition, do you know that book?
Vic Reeves: I've got it!
Stephen Fry: I've got that book!
Vic Reeves: Tom Baker came up to me and said, "Jim, I think you might find this interesting..."
Jimmy Carr: I read a thing once that said that a third of all accidents at work go unreported. How do they know?
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Rose: Get out of him!
Cassandra: Oooh, he's slim. And a little bit foxy. [speaks suggestively to Rose] You thought so too. I've been inside your head. You've been looking....you like it!
The Doctor: Well, among other things, I think I just invented the Banana Daquiri a couple of centuries early. Did you know they've never even seen a banana before? Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good.
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Fred:“ For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
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Flatpoint High School - Flatpoint, NJHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom
Montini Catholic High School - Lombard, IL (2002 - 2006)
Northern Illinois University - DeKalb, IL (2006 - present)
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